Hey, y'all! I just had to share this "Virtual Care Package" that the amazing Erynn Newman sent me while I was buried getting TRINITY: Military War Dog finished and writing one proposal and cleaning up another to send to my agent.
I was so touched by Erynn's thoughtfulness and was laughing so hard, that I actually burst into tears. Check this out. I think Erynn is brilliant!!
First, a basket of assorted coffees for that extra caffeine boost when you're burning the midnight oil. This should be enough to keep your cup full at all times.
Second, unlimited iTunes downloads so you can keep your inspiration flowing.
Third, a team of people to cook and clean for you so you don't have to worry about that.
Fourth, a never ending stash of chocolate to get you through the bleak moments. Can be substituted for the junk food of your choice.
Fifth, a fruity tropical drink to enjoy when you finally get to take that much needed break.
Sixth, an AMAZING place to CRASSSSSSHHHHH! With the waves lulling you to sleep.
Seventh, Chris Evans as your personal assistant to bring you whatever else you need and look good while doing it.
And eighth, the YOU DID IT! IT'S DONE! IT'S DONE! Congratulatory bouquet. You can have Chris present it to you while singing a handwritten song about how amazing you are.
When I thanked Erynn for her genius and thoughtfulness, she told that she wanted to send the real stuff, but Chris's assistant fees were crazy expensive. Then when I mentioned I cried, she told me, "Don't cry! I forgot the virtual tissues!"
THANK YOU, ERYNN, FOR BEING SO AMAZING!
I'm glad God brought you into my life!
Sigh. What an amazing young woman. Watch for her--I know it won't be long before you can find her books on the shelves in your nearest bookstores!